I laughed AND cried
The Mother Road is beyond all 5 π!
This book was amazing! I laughed so hard at one point I had spit coming out of my mouth, I'm only slightly embarrassed to admit that. Marley is a riot mixed with Paul it's comedic gold.
The quick run down is that the family: Marley, Paul, and Bernie, take a road trip along Route 66 as originally planned by Marley and Paul's mother who passed when they were young. They end up also adding Porter, Paul's best friend and Marley's long ago love interest and a second son to Bernie and "mama McMann". As they go along state through state, KOA to KOA the hysterics begin.
"Eck, gross, Paul. No one wants to hear about your little warthog needing love,” Marley says, disgust in her voice. “Warthog?” I ask with a raised brow. She shrugs her shoulders. “I don’t know. In my mind, Paul’s dick has tusks and belches into vaginas like Pumba from The Lion King. I can’t imagine it being a pretty thing.”
-Marley
"I can’t deal with a son who cries like Kim Kardashian and throw a wedding at the same time.”
- Bernie
Ahh the Bernie and Paul, pure magic. There are so many more scenes, just too many. The best comes at the end and let me tell you grab the tissues. This book has all the feels! Move this to the top of your TBR!
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